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While walking down the Generic Valium Identification street one day a corrupt Nigerian Senator was tragically hit by a Generic Valium Identification car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the Generic Valium Identification entrance.

”Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you Generic Valium Identification settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Generic Valium Identification high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

”No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator..

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”Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

”I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to Generic Valium Identification the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and Generic Valium Identification he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course.

In the Generic Valium Identification distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are Generic Valium Identification all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is Generic Valium Identification very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and Generic Valium Identification reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the Generic Valium Identification expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and Generic Valium Identification then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is Generic Valium Identification the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who Generic Valium Identification is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are Generic Valium Identification all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it Generic Valium Identification is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and Generic Valium Identification waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and Generic Valium Identification the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for Generic Valium Identification him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven..”

So, 24 hours passed with the Generic Valium Identification Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from Generic Valium Identification cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a Generic Valium Identification good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have Generic Valium Identification gone by and St. Peter returns.

”Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have Generic Valium Identification said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be Generic Valium Identification better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to Generic Valium Identification the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the Generic Valium Identification middle of a barren landcovered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,picking up the Generic Valium Identification trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls fromabove.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

”I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and Generic Valium Identification therewas a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and Generic Valium Identification caviar, drankchampagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a Generic Valium Identification wastelandfull of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says,”Yesterday WE were campaigning. Today, YOU voted..”

**Vote wisely in 2011 Elections

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Read it all here. H/T @Dollabrand.

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Check out the story here. Plus some commentary here Buy Adipex Dublin Ireland.

The presidents discuss whether or Generic Valium Identification not we need a president. A bit less tongue-in-cheek than my commentary.

HT Seye Abimbola.

Couldn’t resist posting this.

HT Jeremy

Couldn’t resist posting it.

HT Ta-Nehisi Coates

Leave a baby behind!

Probably the most honest sex tourism advert till date.

According to the BBC, the Generic Valium Identification advert was pulled off YouTube following complaints that it promotes promiscuity.