Generic Valium Overnight

11 May

I just got this sent to me by a friend.

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

6. It may be Generic Valium Overnight true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has Generic Valium Overnight had a hard time replicating his results.

9. He never applied to Generic Valium Overnight the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry he tried to Generic Valium Overnight cover it by drowning his subjects.

11. When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

13. Some say he had his son teach the class.

14. He expelled his first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and Generic Valium Overnight usually held on a mountain top.

  • The Pseudo-Independent

    1st time reading this humour.

  • The Pseudo-Independent

    1st time reading this humour.

  • Trenee

    I liked this, and it wasn’t like religion over email or ‘Jesus Loves you so send this to 10 of your friends’ type stuff. Funny.

  • Trenee

    I liked this, and it wasn’t like religion over email or ‘Jesus Loves you so send this to 10 of your friends’ type stuff. Funny.